Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck

She fucked her boss before she was fired so she'd know who she'd lost

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it

What are you waiting for? Suck your stepdad's dick and tell your mom it's a family matter